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Contistraphic

We completed our essays with contistraphic excellence.

contiterate

To be more considerate with your titties. To be very generous with them.
1. Alyssa was very contiterate last night! I totally got some!

2. Taylor is not being very contiterate! I think i'll be leaving early tonight.

3. Farley talked to Kristen last night about being more contiterate. He finally felt a girl up!
contiterate by Thebighairy October 3, 2008

Contistution 

A name for the Constitution when someone is drunk, or southern.
Bill look up in the capital building. There hangs the most important document in American History, The Contistution.
Contistution by For the Trump September 29, 2020

contitent 

A person who is a world traveler. i.e. someone who is content on many continents.
Having backpacked through Europe, explored the Amazon rainforest, and traversed the Andes, Kyle was a contitent.
contitent by Clutchbucket May 30, 2019

Contilipidated

Dude, I was totally taking a shit and contilipidated hard. Fucked up my whole day!
Contilipidated by JeezusD May 9, 2013

contillation 

the strongest bond between friends and soulmates. the person you love more than anything.
my mind thoughts are stars that I cannot fathom into contillations
contillation by Gothballs September 29, 2018