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out-of-contexting

V: The act of sending type, via a cell phone.
I wish she'd just call, for I can never understand what she means while out-of-contexting.
out-of-contexting by Greyegg July 12, 2010

Correxting 

Verb: the act of correcting text messages typed on a faulty touch screen keyboard
Spending too much time correxting, Jim's girl went with John who was texting.
Correxting by Bserowe March 5, 2013

connecting the bots 

A reference to all the Russian-based bots, that when all connected, lead straight to Putin and therefore, Putin’s Bitch.
All of the low-level thugs paid to make it all happen has made it especially easy to track them and so now we are all finally connecting the bots!

Concerting 

-Hey, I haven't gone concerting in a while, let's go to a show.

-I went concerting last week.

-I love concerting.
Concerting by barpo January 25, 2009

Convexting 

When you engage in a novel's worth of conversation with your new crush because he hasn't called you yet but you still want to talk.
I like Matt but, convexting is getting old and he should pick up the phone.
Convexting by Snelmsy February 3, 2014

hippie converting pee poop 

when you go the bathroom pee then flush the toilet and realize as soon as you flush the toilet that you need to go poop. you go poop and flush again. feeling bad for over flushing you decide to start to give back to the environment and become a hippie and not the peace and love kind no you become a man who shits in holes that he had dug then buries them back up eats garbage doesn't eat meat and if you disagree with this person on anything related to the environment they will go "that's not cool,man"

this may seem like a honorable thing but in most cases unless the person was already like this on the inside the effects of a hippie converting pee poop are not permanent and usually are about 10 minutes to 10 days any longer and there might not be any going back
bob: whats wrong with jerry he has been acting weird lately
tim: he took a hippie converting pee poop