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Coitexting

(Ko-oy-text-ing): When two people, who have earned doctoral degrees, send texts with serious sexual intention/content.
Coitexting:
Dr. Smith: Mmm...I'm slowly removing my stethoscope and White Jacket. (send)

Dr. Johnson: Thank you, Mr. Smith. My diagnostics is that you've been a dirty boy and need a prescription of 5 spanks. (send)

Dr. Smith: Can I get that filled here? (send)
Coitexting by ChucklesFett November 14, 2011
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Correxting 

Verb: the act of correcting text messages typed on a faulty touch screen keyboard
Spending too much time correxting, Jim's girl went with John who was texting.
Correxting by Bserowe March 5, 2013

Convexting 

When you engage in a novel's worth of conversation with your new crush because he hasn't called you yet but you still want to talk.
I like Matt but, convexting is getting old and he should pick up the phone.
Convexting by Snelmsy February 3, 2014

contesting 

In Video Games, stopping the enemy from capturing the point or winning the game. Also something that 90% of Overwatch players dont do.
MuffinHead89: "Dude, why didn't you contest the point? We (the rest of the team) were really close to coming back"

BlackThunder: "Because I would've died, idiot!"

MuffinHead89: "You could've bought us time by contesting the point!"
contesting by mauncc August 16, 2018

Auto-correxting 

A means of blaming your phone every time you text something you wish you hadn't
Girlfriend: You're really bad at drawing lol
Boyfriend: Wtf
Girlfriend: Stupid autocorrect. meant, "you should get a degree in drawing"
Boyfriend: I know you're auto-correxting. We're through.

Correxting 

Writing a second text message to correct the first text message that the effing predictive text buggered up
Bryan was franticly correxting after accidentally telling his mum she was a raft old mint.
Correxting by UchelloZZ May 17, 2019

out-of-contexting

V: The act of sending type, via a cell phone.
I wish she'd just call, for I can never understand what she means while out-of-contexting.
out-of-contexting by Greyegg July 12, 2010