Coitexting

(Ko-oy-text-ing): When two people, who have earned doctoral degrees, send texts with serious sexual intention/content.

Coitexting:
Dr. Smith: Mmm...I'm slowly removing my stethoscope and White Jacket. (send)

Dr. Johnson: Thank you, Mr. Smith. My diagnostics is that you've been a dirty boy and need a prescription of 5 spanks. (send)

Dr. Smith: Can I get that filled here? (send)

by ChucklesFett November 14, 2011

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Correxting

Verb: the act of correcting text messages typed on a faulty touch screen keyboard

Spending too much time correxting, Jim's girl went with John who was texting.

by Bserowe March 5, 2013

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Convexting

When you engage in a novel's worth of conversation with your new crush because he hasn't called you yet but you still want to talk.

I like Matt but, convexting is getting old and he should pick up the phone.

by Snelmsy February 3, 2014

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contesting

In Video Games, stopping the enemy from capturing the point or winning the game. Also something that 90% of Overwatch players dont do.

MuffinHead89: "Dude, why didn't you contest the point? We (the rest of the team) were really close to coming back"

BlackThunder: "Because I would've died, idiot!"

MuffinHead89: "You could've bought us time by contesting the point!"

by mauncc August 16, 2018

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Auto-correxting

A means of blaming your phone every time you text something you wish you hadn't

Girlfriend: You're really bad at drawing lol
Boyfriend: Wtf
Girlfriend: Stupid autocorrect. meant, "you should get a degree in drawing"
Boyfriend: I know you're auto-correxting. We're through.

by LoL Champion Definitions November 14, 2016

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