Con-txting

The act of pretending you are busy texting so as to avoid making awkward eye contact with people who are walking passed you in public. By con-txting, you "con" people into believing you are too busy texting to look up at them.

Jane: "So I'm at the mall and this creepy old dude is walking towards me so I took out my phone and started con-txting"

Con-txting by Jackette55 November 24, 2009

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out-of-contexting

V: The act of sending type, via a cell phone.

I wish she'd just call, for I can never understand what she means while out-of-contexting.

out-of-contexting by Greyegg July 12, 2010

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Con-txting • contexting • Contuting • out-of-contexting • con • Con Air • Con Con • con cac • con crud • Con Jack

contexting

being in a contest through text messaging.

"I just won concert tickets through the radio's contexting system!"

contexting by gregdaddy89 January 14, 2008

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Contuting

The process of getting a _contusion_.

I was contuting during my bike wreck.

Contuting by Watta2020 November 18, 2020

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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love peace and chicken grease

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"

Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease

love peace and chicken grease by Adronna July 19, 2003

Word of the Day on June 24, 2026

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