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Conrad Bellamy
Most gorgeous man with emerald green eyes and slick black hair. Completely and entirely in love with his amate, Liana Bellamy. He’s extremely underrated, but highly adored by Liana. Extremely precious and often encourages himself with “it’s nerf or nothing.”
Conrad Bellamy by conradsbech August 24, 2020
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Brooks Conrad
To pull a Brooks Conrad is to Fuck up immensely.
This comes from Brooks Conrad's complete inability to do anything useful when fielding a baseball. (see 2010 NLDS)
also acceptable are:
"Pulling a Brooks" or "Pulling a Conrad"
This comes from Brooks Conrad's complete inability to do anything useful when fielding a baseball. (see 2010 NLDS)
also acceptable are:
"Pulling a Brooks" or "Pulling a Conrad"
Doctor: Sorry I dropped your baby Ma'am
Woman: Wow you really pulled a Brooks Conrad there
Doctor: We'll now he'll be as terrible a human being as Brooks himself!
Woman: Wow you really pulled a Brooks Conrad there
Doctor: We'll now he'll be as terrible a human being as Brooks himself!
Brooks Conrad by Boola Boola October 12, 2010
ben conrad
A Ben Conrad is typically a male that is blonde. His mother is probably a teacher, more specifically a math teacher. Ben Conrad is very very gay
ben conrad by Bjorn_Booferwater April 24, 2023
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
trucker's tan
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006
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Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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