(kon-kwil'-iko di'-ji-mus) N. 1) A rare, funky, long haired mammal indigenous to northern central kansas. Digimus is an omnivore and its diet consists predominantly of pasta, sandwiches, small children, and chipotle. Experts say the Digimus can easily be identified by its long golden hair, funky solos, and masterful karate moves. 2) Josh Weaver
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).