The act of masturbating to DVD porn that you have seen a hundred times because your internet connection is down.
"Dude, what are you doing later?" "Well since my DSL line is with At&t and there aren't any good milfy girls here at the club tonight, it looks like I will just go disc golfing."
by rockabilly_32 March 12, 2010
Getting into an argument with someone to the point where you lose your mind when you are stuck on the crapper.
The wife picked a fight with me while I was shitting, I almost blew an O-ring, she pissed me off so bad I had a coniption shit!
by rockabilly_32 March 12, 2010