congratchet

Congratulating one's ratchetness

"I saw you last night, not wearing any underwear at the club... congratchet"

by SLMD September 22, 2014

Congratuhate

Giving someone a backhanded compliment or an innocently appearing statement intended to offend or bring someone down.

Congratuhate with a back-handed compliment, "Oh I love how you got your hair done! It reminds me of a look my grandma used to sport..." or "You have beautiful legs, they look just like my mom's legs..." "You're handsome, but have you ever thought of doing some push-ups?" "You look like this handsome actor from a movie, you know, like the guy who plays the caveman on the insurance commercials?"

by Libra Brandywine July 25, 2011

congratuhate

The feeling that occurs when some thing good happens to somebody you loathe.

I am so thrilled that Joan finally landed a new boyfriend, even though he is my ex. I can't wait to congratuhate her in person, preferably in a crowded bar. I hope she is wearing the fat dress.

by Peter Byron Sylvester November 12, 2007

Congratuhatin

A back-handed congratulations from one person to another, whereby someone is falsely congratulating someone when in reality is just being a hater.

"Girl, Tiffany wasn't really happy for you when you finished your degree. You know she was just congratuhatin."

by DatOmied March 4, 2013

Congratuhated

Sarcastically congratulating someone’s accomplishment because you hate that they did something, likely because you couldn’t pull it off yourself.

Mike congratuhated Jim for setting a new personal best in bench press.

by AFKeeker March 25, 2019