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i, evax humbly submit a toast to nicholas alexander for successfully managing to pirate warcraft iii so he may play defense of the ancients. congratulations, nick. enjoy your dota. 

I, EvaX humbly submit a toast to Nicholas Alexander for successfully managing to pirate WarCraft III so he may play defense of the ancients. Congratulations, Nick. Enjoy your dota.

Congratufellations 

Obtaining oral sex for doing something notable or successful.
"Hi honey, I'm home! I got promoted at work today - I do believe congratufellations are in order".

Congrats on Your Gradulations

A message of over enthusiastic, usually alcohol fueled, well wishes when you are trying to over compensate with your Big Guy Energy, while doing your best to relate to someone much younger and more hip than yourself.
Drunk Golf Fan: Hey there fellow hip youngster! Hope you are having as much fun today as we are!

22yr old cashier: Not really.. This is just a side job because I graduate from college in the Fall.

Drunk Golf Fan: Oh wow! Well, uh, Congrats on Your Gradulations!

22yr old cashier: Yeah…. Thanks..

Concreature 

Noun. Popularized by Detroit rapper Boldy James, "concreature" combines the words "con," "concrete," and "creature" to emphasize the lowest state of existence (literally being criminal--"con" or "convict," base level--"concrete," and being a "creature" --not even resembling a wild animal).

This portmanteau is self explanatory, but carries many negative connotations in its use. "Con" represents being an actual criminal. "Concrete" literally conveys being on concrete or gravel, similar to an unwanted weed growing in the cracks of the sidewalk or a drug dealer making sales on his assigned corner. It also represents literal ground level.

"Creature" not only represents something that is sub-human, but it also represents something that is literally created through the circumstances of its existence.

A "concreature" represents the lowest level of existence that was created by an inequitable society that allowed an entire city to rot and fail due to racism, classicism, unfettered capitalism, crime, and political corruption.
Concreature: "We got the drug-free school zone high."

Average person: "You're a grimy ass concreature."
Concreature by Dmja1992 June 10, 2021

Premature Congratulation 

Where you wish people happy *event* (birthday and such) earlier than it actually is
Premature Congratulation. Mother's day was sunday, I showed up at my moms house with flowers on saturday .

congratumalations 

Derek - Just got a job!

Jessie - Wow, congratumalations!

Derek - Wha?
congratumalations by Howseh May 12, 2014