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A team of supernatural, lesbian rocks from the Cartoon Network show Steven Universe. They always save the day, and if you think they can't, they'll always find a way. That's why the people of Earth and all other people believe in Garnet, Amethyst and Pearl. Oh, don't forget Steven.
We are the Crystal Gems, and we protect the Earth!
by tadStranfe May 15, 2016
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A team of "gems" from Steven Universe who chose to protect Earth, while the "homeworld gems" wanted to colonize it.
"We are the crystal gems, we'll always save the day"
by -jozefa August 22, 2016
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three or four of the hottest ladies you'll meet if your lucky enough to see them. *Garnet, a thick-thighed square mom. Pearl, a long nosed bird. Amethyst, a sexy ass, big titted, fun mom.

*Ruby &Sapphire. ruby, a real hotty when she is doming her lover. Sapphire, the one who gives garnet her big chest and ruby's wife.
Lars: What are they anyway? Witches or ghosts or something?
Steven: Ugh... They're the Crystal Gems and they save the world and junk.
by Rose Motherfucking Quartz June 22, 2016
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