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congestus

“damn those clouds are congestus!”

what’s that mean”

“it means they’re like huge”
by tinklefairy207 May 16, 2022
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Contestshipper

One who adores Contestshipping. One who loves the couple of May and Drew of Pokemon
"Hey are you a pokeshipper?" "Nah, i am a contestshipper all the way"
by cold-chan July 10, 2009
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immaculate congestion

When traffic is backed up for miles on a highway, crawling along -- and then suddenly everyone returns to normal high speeds without passing an accident, stalled car, or road construction.
We spent 45 minutes bumper-to-bumper for no reason?!? It must be immaculate congestion.
by JudyDavid August 7, 2009
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Contestshipping

The reason Contestshippers watch Pokemon. Contestshipping refers to May and Drew/ Haruka and Shuu from Pokemon and their love. Contestshipping is the couple of May and Drew.
"Do you like Pokeshipping?" "Nah, i am for Contestshipping!"
by Cold-chan July 10, 2009
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congested

It means when you’re sick and can’t breath and your noes is stuck with mucus and your face hurts.
My friend was congested so he could not go to school
by Littlesueisdabomb February 26, 2018
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connectussy

The connectussy is the jetway between the boarding gate at an airport, and an aircraft door.

Also known as jetussy

The term seems to have been first coined by tiktoker @tate.paulson in a video reaching over 1M views
before we enter the plane we need to go through the connectussy.

The plane doors were closed, so there was a long line in the connectussy.
by orangeeater January 12, 2022
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prostatic congestion

The condition commonly known as blue balls in males. It most commonly occurs when a man is continually aroused but never actually ejaculates. It is caused by an excess build up of fluid from the prostate gland (the fluid that makes up semen).

I have also heard that it was a build up of stopped blood in the testicles and penis.
My wife and I were making love when the kids came home early and we had to stop. Man, had some bad prostatic congestion (blue balls)!!
by Dick Tater January 28, 2006
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