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Confuzzlefucked

When your so fucking cooked you can't string a sentence or a thought together
That guy has a cooking it 4 days and now he is confuzzlefucked and doesn't know up from down or yes from no
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Confuzzle Fucked 

To be in an incredibly stressful and confusing situation, where you see there is no fixing the problem.
I was at work yesterday and realized all my coworkers had left, all our supplies was not where I remember it, and a family of 10 just came in, I am very confuzzle fucked

Confuddlefucked 

A confused state of mind and or being.

A messy area.

Someone who is by chosing or not fugly and thinks they are the bomb-diggity.
I was confuddlefucked.

Man that stuffs confuddlefucked.

Hey bra, that "chick" is confuddlefucked.
Confuddlefucked by Shakey228 March 6, 2009

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026