confustigate

the act of masturbating for so long that you become confused.

Bill: why does jack look high?
Steve: he prolly likes to confustigate since his girl left him.

by jdizzlemayne August 5, 2011

Confusticate

kən-ˈfyüz-stə-ˌkāt

Definition: This word is the coalescing of the English words "confuse" and "complicate".

It refers to anything of, or relating to the process of being both confused and complicated.

Facebook can be a confusticating website for those who are not so technologically adept.

As teachers and lecturers, we must understand the value of learning to listen beyond the question that is being asked. If we do not, then our answers may serve to confusticate the questioner rather than solve the issue at hand.

by Fucha February 6, 2009

Conflusticated

When you are so cocained that you cant event think about what you are even trying to think about, and have to assess your thoughts before your mouth even contemplates exhaling them.

"Conflusticated" when your asking Trig to phone for more and he stares at the screen of the phone for 5 minutes then decides to text message them as he knows his words/thoughts wont actually come out.

or when your trying to have a "flat out" conversation with a person/persons and their responce is just a look of shere confusion and quietness.

by BHbanks26 February 6, 2017

confusticated

The combination of being confused and frustrated.

I am feeling very confusticated.

by Pooky Nubs September 7, 2006

confusitate

to make one so confused they hesitate with their answer

Chuck: Hey how are you slkjsal;kasjdlkas?

Charles: im fi.... wait what you just confusitated me.

by capabara and the gerbil December 30, 2008

confustrated

a mix of confused and frustrated, which often come together

"I can't make sense of this manual - I'm so confustrated."

by bodhilicious1 August 17, 2008

confusticated combobulation apparatus

(noun)a complex device; or idea used to exploit pop culture for personal or public gain. dealing extremely of complication. a device that is not understood completely by women. an economic system where speculations and debt are the chief commodities. a word that can be used to describe anything that may be regarded with ignorance. sometimes used to define a specific type of person that can take responsbility for the creation or use of a complex object or tool.

(ad)confusticated combobulation apparatusesque:having state of confusion leading to a conspirated condition.

Bob said, "how many angels can you fit on the tip of a needle."
Jill said, "i don't understand; it's all just a confusticated combobulation apparatus to me."

by mulletboat June 5, 2009