confustigate

the act of masturbating for so long that you become confused.
Bill: why does jack look high?
Steve: he prolly likes to confustigate since his girl left him.
by jdizzlemayne August 05, 2011
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Confustigated

Ultimately Confusded, Baffled, Lost, or Iggnorant,
Im all Confustigated n' shit.
by Jayson November 12, 2003
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Confustigated

A cross between confused and fucked up.
i.e. Dude, after that crazy party last night, I am so confustigated! What happened??
by Sir E. Brum April 26, 2005
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confustigating

if you are confused you are confustigating
this homework is so confustigating
by 2 girls February 11, 2003
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