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Confusticate 

kən-ˈfyüz-stə-ˌkāt

Definition: This word is the coalescing of the English words "confuse" and "complicate".

It refers to anything of, or relating to the process of being both confused and complicated.

Facebook can be a confusticating website for those who are not so technologically adept.

As teachers and lecturers, we must understand the value of learning to listen beyond the question that is being asked. If we do not, then our answers may serve to confusticate the questioner rather than solve the issue at hand.
Confusticate by Fucha February 6, 2009

Conflusticated 

When you are so cocained that you cant event think about what you are even trying to think about, and have to assess your thoughts before your mouth even contemplates exhaling them.
"Conflusticated" when your asking Trig to phone for more and he stares at the screen of the phone for 5 minutes then decides to text message them as he knows his words/thoughts wont actually come out.

or when your trying to have a "flat out" conversation with a person/persons and their responce is just a look of shere confusion and quietness.
Conflusticated by BHbanks26 February 6, 2017

confusticated 

The combination of being confused and frustrated.
I am feeling very confusticated.
confusticated by Pooky Nubs September 7, 2006

confusitate 

to make one so confused they hesitate with their answer
Chuck: Hey how are you slkjsal;kasjdlkas?

Charles: im fi.... wait what you just confusitated me.

confustrated 

a mix of confused and frustrated, which often come together
"I can't make sense of this manual - I'm so confustrated."
confustrated by bodhilicious1 August 17, 2008

confusticated combobulation apparatus 

(noun)a complex device; or idea used to exploit pop culture for personal or public gain. dealing extremely of complication. a device that is not understood completely by women. an economic system where speculations and debt are the chief commodities. a word that can be used to describe anything that may be regarded with ignorance. sometimes used to define a specific type of person that can take responsbility for the creation or use of a complex object or tool.

(ad)confusticated combobulation apparatusesque:having state of confusion leading to a conspirated condition.
Bob said, "how many angels can you fit on the tip of a needle."
Jill said, "i don't understand; it's all just a confusticated combobulation apparatus to me."
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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murderhobo 

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The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
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