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concussion cock

when someone with foreskin fakes a concussion to get out of a football game.
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Cockcussion 

Slamming that ass so hard you give her a cockcussion
I bent my date over and hit it so hard I gave her a cockcussion
Cockcussion by HorseWhisperer January 7, 2018

Cockussion 

The worn out feeling and look a woman has after she has been well fucked, causing a woman to not be able to move or think straight.
She just laid on the bed hair all a mess, she tried to get up and go to the washroom but was unable due to recieving a severe cockussion from her new man.
Cockussion by Movie Muscle November 15, 2009

cockcussion 

When a man inserts his penis into a woman's mouth, then thrusts it back and forth in a vigorous "skull-fucking" manner, giving the woman a terrible headache, or sensation of having recieved a concussion.
"Hey Mike, do you get any from that fat chick last night?"

"Nah, I waited till she passed out then gave her one hell of a cockcussion."
cockcussion by Double A Ron May 3, 2005

Cockcussion 

Concussion caused by giving too much head
He has a cockcussion from last night.
Cockcussion by Maria F. December 13, 2020

Cockussion 

Where a guy hits somebody over the head with his penis and it knocks the person into a daze.
That chick bit his dick when she was giving him head so he whipped out his cock and gave her a cockussion.
Cockussion by Jarvass May 9, 2009

Cockcussion 

When you get hit in the cock and balls so hard you can't see straight.
My homie bagged me in the ballzac so hard my vision was blurry. I think he gave me a cockcussion.
Cockcussion by Ifyouaintcav January 12, 2021
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“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”
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"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
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Shakira Law 

A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.
Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it
Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025
Word of the Day on August 21, 2026

Overstand 

To understand a topic or statement to the highest extent.
Leroy, after being told the tenth time by his sister, did overstand her idea of robbing the 7-11.
Overstand by Elf Eater March 23, 2003
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Friend 2: How do you know?
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