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Cockcussion 

Slamming that ass so hard you give her a cockcussion
I bent my date over and hit it so hard I gave her a cockcussion
Cockcussion by HorseWhisperer January 7, 2018

Cockussion 

The worn out feeling and look a woman has after she has been well fucked, causing a woman to not be able to move or think straight.
She just laid on the bed hair all a mess, she tried to get up and go to the washroom but was unable due to recieving a severe cockussion from her new man.
Cockussion by Movie Muscle November 15, 2009

cockcussion 

When a man inserts his penis into a woman's mouth, then thrusts it back and forth in a vigorous "skull-fucking" manner, giving the woman a terrible headache, or sensation of having recieved a concussion.
"Hey Mike, do you get any from that fat chick last night?"

"Nah, I waited till she passed out then gave her one hell of a cockcussion."
cockcussion by Double A Ron May 3, 2005

Cockcussion 

Concussion caused by giving too much head
He has a cockcussion from last night.
Cockcussion by Maria F. December 13, 2020

Cockussion 

Where a guy hits somebody over the head with his penis and it knocks the person into a daze.
That chick bit his dick when she was giving him head so he whipped out his cock and gave her a cockussion.
Cockussion by Jarvass May 9, 2009

Cockcussion 

When you get hit in the cock and balls so hard you can't see straight.
My homie bagged me in the ballzac so hard my vision was blurry. I think he gave me a cockcussion.
Cockcussion by Ifyouaintcav January 12, 2021
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trucker's tan 

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