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conclumptions 

when a person combines all of their assumptions and presumptions without any evidence or education in to one conglomerate, of sorts, conclusion.
He was at wit's end, distraught, thinking he had murdered his own mother, when he discovered, after communicating with his level headed, sane girlfriend, (who's heart is bigger than the sun for putting up with this degenerate) that his conclumptions were nothing more, than a figment of his hysteria.
conclumptions by Funkjr85 November 2, 2023
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Concumption 

The act of drinking mass quantities of alcohol with a blatant disregard for animal safety.
i look foward to the debotary of alcohol gifts and the concumption of them all night long
Concumption by Big JJ D December 3, 2010
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concumption 

Steve: 'Yo are you going to spit??'
Emily: 'No don't worry, I'm skilled in the art of concumption.'

"I don't wanna spit, I wanna gulp
I wanna gag, I wanna choke"
- Cardi B on concumption
concumption by b r a t January 30, 2021

Conslumption.

Is the world heading for a spout of Conslumption.
Conslumption. by Conslumption February 12, 2021

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008