conalingas
"he sometimes performed conalingas...not enough in my opinion" - Lisbeth Salander (The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo)
conalingas by jolizro January 24, 2012
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cownalingus
The stimulation of a female cows genitals by using ones mouth. Usually done by young males in the Dinka tribes of South Sudan, in order to force the cow to lactate. This is believed by many to be the reason why many African American males refuse to perform cunnalingus.
I tell ya bro, she wuz all askin me to go down on her and shit, and I telled dat fat bitch I aint doin cownalingus no mo'.
cownalingus by Bodacious Brian October 17, 2016
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codalingus
Codalingus (noun) - The act of practicing female genital oral stimulation using tuna sashimi to simulate the labia. Usually perpetrated by older men in sushi restaurants.
Dude 1: I can't go into a sushi bar with him any more.
Dude 2: Why not?
Dude 1: The way he eats raw fish; it's like he's practicing codalingus.
Dude 2: Why not?
Dude 1: The way he eats raw fish; it's like he's practicing codalingus.
codalingus by Tiddly Wink October 15, 2013
coonalingus
The difference between a black girlfriend and a black hooker is that you don't need to dig that nappy dugout and give the whore coonalingus.
coonalingus by livefree September 20, 2010
coalinga
Coalinga is a small town located about half way between San Fransico and Los Angeles in California. Most notible for be ing the home of Harris Ranch beef and resteraunt, it is also home to a state prison and mental hospital. With a population of about 13,000 people, it is nothing more then a desert town. The high school mascot is the Horned Toad and they have a local community college, West Hills. Every may, they hold a festival called The Horned Toad Derby where they have horned toad races.
coalinga by Jam Master Jeff September 7, 2005
conalingus
Oral sex, usually stimlulation of the female genitals with mouth or tongue normally from a third person.
conalingus by Simon Davenport April 25, 2006
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