consecrated virgin - Dick teaser

Usually found in clubs and public party areas. She will show skin as a sexy well rounded sexually promiscuous and carefree sexual partner daring men and sometimes women or both to just look at her. The apparent sexual attractiveness without the actual act of sex is thought to be a form of female domination. Daring you to want her but denying any real sex.

That bitch is consecrated! let's move on to someone else, I'm not wasting any more time or drinks on her.

consecrated by RipperJim December 27, 2013

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facebook comsent

A facebook comment on an album requesting the removal of an unflattering picture. As a result of this comment, the embarassing picture is sent to the news feed, bringing much more attention to the picture than if it were to be left un-commented.

facebooker1: like omg tiffany.. remove this pic asap! ewww i have like 5 chins!!
facebooker2: lol no you look way cute!!

facebooker3: dude mike come check out this nasty pic of trisha on my news feed!
facebooker4: dude haha she has like 5 chins! bet she wishes she didnt post that facebook comsent.

facebook comsent by rieyin March 23, 2010

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comsewogue

A shitty high school on Long Island filled with the following:
50% SPANISH who refuse to speak/learn English, even though this is AMERICA.
50% Rich white kids who don't have jobs but spend all of Daddy's money on weed and gas for that Hummer Daddy bought you.

We need to get the fuck out of COMSEWOGUE.

comsewogue by shitfuckballs September 15, 2008

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consecotaleophobia

the fear of chopsticks

jake: ive consecotaleophobia
nehal: chopstick
jake: STFU
nehal: chopstick chopstick chopstick chopstick chopstick chopstick chopstick chopstick chopstick chopstick chopstick chopstick chopstick chopstick chopstick chopstick chopstick chopstick chopstick chopstick chopstick chopstick chopstick chopstick
*jake has left the conversation*

consecotaleophobia by nehal2003 June 13, 2019

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