Complexifier

Someone who likes to complicate things.

Reggie: gurl you know regifina, she keeps making everything such a big deal.

Isabella: she's such a complexifier, Isaiah's the same way.

by Isabellaajand October 15, 2016

complexifier

Jeff Bezos's euphemism for the word penis.

I think the best euphemism for "penis" is complexifier. It does make things more confusing.

by Neech February 12, 2019

complexifier

A euphemism for penis, something that confounds a situation or makes things significantly more confusing. Jeff Bezos accused David Pecker (a Trump supporter) and the National Enquirer of "extortion and blackmail" (The New York Times). Pecker claimed to have obtained messages of Bezos and his mistress Lauren Sanchez, threatening to publish those texts and photos. President Trump is not a fan of Bezos nor the Washington Post, which is now owned by Bezos. Bezos hired a private investigator to determine how his private information leaked and to determine whether the National Enquirer was politically motivated. In consideration of Bezos' ongoing divorce and the common theme in this story of dick, Pecker, and semi-erect manhood, possibly the best euphemism for penis is complexifier (Stephen Colbert - LSSC episode 2019 Feb 12).

(According to Google Ngram, the first published instance of this word in English was in Outposts, Issues 1-29, published by Kraus Reprint, University of Michigan in 1944. It has since appeared in a number of other publications, but is not a common word in the English language. Etymologically, it may be of French origin.)

"My ownership of the Washington Post is a complexifier for me. It’s unavoidable that certain powerful people who experience Washington Post news coverage will wrongly conclude I am their enemy." -Jeff Bezos, 2019 Feb

by whoisboris February 12, 2019

Complexificizationatophobia

The fear of making long complex words out of perfectly good short ones

"Be careful using long words around her, she has complexificizationatophobia"

by KoH October 27, 2006

complexification

- The result of an effort to complexify an issue, effort or process. An obtuse solution to a clear problem.
- The art of making the simple, complex.

The legal babble was a robust complexification of the simple process entering a will.
Lawyers are experts in the sublime art of complexification.
The UserMeister software is a complexification of managing users on the system.

by fred hofstetter September 25, 2006

Complexitizer

A thing which adds to the complexity of other things, with or without clear reason for doing so.

There are two kinds of pride... The kind where you take pride in your accomplishments, and the kind where you are prideful... The first is good, the second is an endless source of trouble and life complexitizers.

by Prince Demitri February 11, 2012

complexificate

To make overly complex without good reason.. Much like the word itself; hence itself being an example of its own definition.. Along with the definition itself :)

Why must you complexificate this simple problem?

by Wojtasiur May 5, 2016