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commutator by naraic April 11, 2008
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Computato
A combination of computer and potato to represent lazy bums who sit in front of their computer watching tv shows rather than being a couch potato who sits on their couch in front of a television.
Ex. Matt loves sitting around and being a computato as he watches Spanish soap operas on his laptop.
Computato by ladyrainosaur November 25, 2011
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Commentators curse
When a commentator of a sport or other competitive event praises a team or player and then that team/player soon after has something bad happen to them (concede points, injury etc.)
Commentator: Team A is looking really good this half, Team B just can't break their defense.
*Team B immediately breaks the line of defense and scores*
Team A fan: God damn it, why did he have to apply the commentators curse?
*Team B immediately breaks the line of defense and scores*
Team A fan: God damn it, why did he have to apply the commentators curse?
Commentators curse by Inlaidflyer2 April 30, 2015
computator
Somebody who spends the majority of their free time on their computer.
May also be used to describe the computer neophyte.
May also be used to describe the computer neophyte.
{From a TV spot for portable generators}:
Got a new incinerator,
Got a cool refrigerator,
Smell ya later computator
WORK! HOME!! PLAY!!!
Got a new incinerator,
Got a cool refrigerator,
Smell ya later computator
WORK! HOME!! PLAY!!!
computator by Telephony July 3, 2014
computadorally
Being both intrinsically funny and bad at spoon contests. Also inclined to thwart that ass as necessary.
That girl was totally computadorally inclined so she thwarted my ass all night long. I then proceeded to whoop her ass in a spoon contest.
computadorally by Bob Barker III February 13, 2008
computatrumasaurus
computatrumasaurus by squares pears am i right? May 10, 2022
food commentator
a person who feels the need to comment on every single fucking thing they eat. especially breakfast foods. it is like they are leaving verbal yelp reviews that nobody wants to fucking hear everytime they eat.
jillian: *goes to eat ihop with lindsay*
lindsay: " mmmm these pancakes are so good mmm yes yum"
jilllian: shut the fuck up
jillian: *goes to eat ihop with lindsay*
lindsay: " mmmm these pancakes are so good mmm yes yum"
jilllian: shut the fuck up
geez, carol is such a food commentator, I swear I can't make it through a single meal without her telling me how she feels about the food
food commentator by wafflewomen October 28, 2019