communator

As defined by the illustrious Ellen Ray on October 23, 2004.
1. A communist dictator, especially of the "I'm gonna kill you ALL!" type.
2. Anyone with communist leanings.
3. Anyone with a hotness factor close to that of Stalin, who as we all know was the HOTTEST COMMUNATOR EVAR!!!1!1!
4. As a verb, to threaten someone with a particularly violent death.

Oh man- Stalin is the hawtest communator evar!!

So, I'm thinking of becoming a violent communist dictator when I grow up.
-Oh, you mean a communator?

Don't make me go communator on you!

communator by Che! December 11, 2004

Corminator 

Cormac Branagan or the ‘Corminator” is a fictional character from the tv3 series Tallafornia. Cormac may be a renowned playboy inside and outside of the tallafornia house, but by day he moonlights from awesome as a taxi driver. It’s widely known that Cormac is willing to accepting eggs as payment for his cab journeys. His mother is a born and raised, proud Branagan hen, who raised and instilled in him the values of being a crafty cock in the egg selling business. In a recent interview, the philanderer insisted he was taking a break from his lavish lifestyle to focus on his career.
“Only thing I’m layin is eggs y’ano, gotta make the dollaaa”
The Tallaght local is quite a respected businessman at his home of Old Mac Donald’s farm and has seduced many a lovely hen there. Here a hen. Anywhere a hen-hen..

Hence, his understandable cockiness when he once stated; “I could mooch any bird”

Cormac was introdouched into the modeling industry at a young age. Since then he has appeared in numerous magazine and television commercials. His big screen debut came in a Kellogg’s promotion, in which, Cormac posed as the iconic cock, earning him the nickname ‘cormflake.’

“Would ya look at that dick on my cereal box”?

“No man, that’s the cock from tallafornia”

...

"The Corminator"

Corminator by Amzz112 August 4, 2012

Commentators curse

When a commentator of a sport or other competitive event praises a team or player and then that team/player soon after has something bad happen to them (concede points, injury etc.)

Commentator: Team A is looking really good this half, Team B just can't break their defense.
*Team B immediately breaks the line of defense and scores*
Team A fan: God damn it, why did he have to apply the commentators curse?

Commentators curse by Inlaidflyer2 April 30, 2015

computator

Somebody who spends the majority of their free time on their computer.

May also be used to describe the computer neophyte.

{From a TV spot for portable generators}:

Got a new incinerator,
Got a cool refrigerator,
Smell ya later computator
WORK! HOME!! PLAY!!!

computator by Telephony July 3, 2014

communicornication 

CommUNICORNication is the improvement of the universe through means of ideas being transmitted into dreams or different forms of de ja vu. This can be between two people, but the possibilities are endless. Sometimes (rarely) these can be formed in the hands of the gods and goddesses in order to control fate. There is no limitation.

Communicornication can be a moment that interrupts usual daily experiences, as if this feeling or experience had come your way in the past, but for some reason this time it was much more profound, while bringing in an entire new view or feeling into one's life - as if from that moment on you must go with this feeling.

Dreaming in symbols that represent people can be another form of communicornication - it is the way ideas are exchanged while both parties are asleep.

Not remembering a dream until it happens just the same the next day, then connecting with a person/place/idea afterwards - which wouldn't have happened without the dream.

"Hey Steve, what's with the hat?"
"Well, Marvin, you asked me the same thing in my dream last night, then I made you a sandwich."
"Well Steve, I am pretty hungry."
"Good thing I had that dream, Marv!"
"Looks like we've communicornicated once again."

In Homer's Iliad, Zeus, disguised with the face of Nestor, sends a false dream to Agamemnon telling him everything will work out if he sets out for Troy.

In a dream, I watched an orange tree grow in the corner of a room - only to find within the next few days that a friend who happens to be associated with oranges, reappeared into my life. This is communicornication.

communicornication by abotola November 3, 2011

food commentator 

a person who feels the need to comment on every single fucking thing they eat. especially breakfast foods. it is like they are leaving verbal yelp reviews that nobody wants to fucking hear everytime they eat.

jillian: *goes to eat ihop with lindsay*
lindsay: " mmmm these pancakes are so good mmm yes yum"
jilllian: shut the fuck up

geez, carol is such a food commentator, I swear I can't make it through a single meal without her telling me how she feels about the food

food commentator by wafflewomen October 28, 2019

Communiterized 

A sense of belonging brought about by great group dynamics and big efforts from all involved to function successfully as a team.

Weve worked brilliantly together this week, i feel ' communiterized'.

Communiterized by Willy or finger. May 16, 2016