commitium 

Verb: to roll out, peace out, get the fuck out, an exclamation of the following, or the Roman House of Representatives, always accompanied by the international roll out hand gesture

"Dude, do you want to roll out to the UC?"
"Yeah, trill, commitium!"

"Hey I banged your sister last night!"
"Commitium!"

commitium by Peter Jenks April 10, 2005

Commiting a JP 

Puking on a girl that you really like.

Jake was commiting a JP by puking on Trisha while playing Beer Pong.

Commiting a JP by Bitches_bein_Bitche December 19, 2009

commutism 

The act of the HR department deciding that people who live outside of Manhattan don't need to come to work while those within Manhattan do.

Man - I can't believe this commutism, the people in Jersey get to stay home while I wait for a bus that won't come and have to show up to the office.

commutism by B-Sauce the boss February 9, 2010

commiting a Fallony 

v. Repeating, re-tweeting, or otherwise distributing, in butchered form, jokes or "bits" that Jimmy Fallon did on his show, or pretending a joke is from Fallon when you made it up yourself.

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So then he said, I think I've got this right, "Why are they just looking for Pings when there are lots of other Chinese folks missing?"

I'm gonna have to stop you right there. You are totally commiting a Fallony.

commiting a Fallony by gnostic 2 April 13, 2014

Commodium

Any anti-diarrheal medication.

I've got the runs - go to the pharmacy and get me some "commodium".

Commodium by wordinventorbob September 22, 2013

Commiting a Cruz

The act where you blow a game a game of 8 ball pool when you have the black ball left to sink

Fred: OH NO!!!
John: What?
Fred: IM Commiting A Cruz!!!
John: Lol xD

Commiting a Cruz by 8 ball player September 4, 2019

SYNONYMS: chokin' the chicken, spanking the monkey, flogging the dolphin, beating off, jackin' off, buffing the banana, wanking off, playing with yourself, tootin' your horn, fighting the purple helmet warrior, rubbing the one-eyed snake, commiting spermi 

Some neurosurgeon posted a definition for masturbate with a bunch of synonyms and decided it would be a good idea to make them all one big link, which is how you got here to this page. Here's to that genius.

I hope that person catches AIDS from masturbating.



SYNONYMS: chokin' the chicken, spanking the monkey, flogging the dolphin, beating off, jackin' off, buffing the banana, wanking off, playing with yourself, tootin' your horn, fighting the purple helmet warrior, rubbing the one-eyed snake, commiting spermicide, taking your turn at the self-serve station, fishing with your zipper trout, beating the shit out of your midget friend, makin' mayo, polishing the family jewels, test-firing the old meat missle, wrapping the hand around the penis and moving it in a thrusting movement.

SYNONYMS: chokin' the chicken, spanking the monkey, flogging the dolphin, beating off, jackin' off, buffing the banana, wanking off, playing with yourself, tootin' your horn, fighting the purple helmet warrior, rubbing the one-eyed snake, commiting spermi by Catamount June 21, 2008