commietose

What Senator McCarthy would likely have made all of Congress --- himself included, perhaps --- if Maine's most famous woman hadn't been da sole congressperson to stand up to him and say he was mistaken.

True story: go to da Maine State House in Augusta and see a huge lovely framed portrait of da historic lady-senator --- da first woman to serve in both houses, in fact --- who single-handedly kept da entire Congress from going commietose.

by QuacksO March 15, 2025

commutose

To travel as a commuter while relating to, or affected with coma; unconsciousness.

I can't remember driving to work today. Fuck - I must have been commutose!

by tendollarman February 9, 2005

commiesexual

Someone attracted by any person/object related to communism.

-Hey bro why are you cumming at Stalin?
-I'm commiesexual dude

by alfreditoh April 30, 2020

Commiemoose

A Canadian who is partial to Communism views and\or beliefs. In short a communist but from North America rather than your stereotypical Eastern bloc types.

"Wow, that Canadian girl\guy is such a Commiemoose...what a freak"

by Jeff Danger January 4, 2010

Commatose

Commatose refers to the state or condition of a Communication student who chooses sleeping so sound over doing school requirements that keep on piling up while she/he is asleep.

Person 1: You had your long weekend to accomplish your stuff, but what did you do?

Person 2: I was in Commatose. I did nothing. I'm gonna procrastinate later.

by tiredaf_slsu June 7, 2021

commentose

Comatose from comments. When you are sifting through peoples' online postings or comments and you get so bored, you are almost comatose.

"I'm just sifting through my facebook page and Jerry's posting responses have me commentose."

by kneelund April 6, 2010

Commatose

It refers to a dreadful state or condition of a certain Communication student who passed out due to unbearable academic requirements.

Engineering student: What happened to her?

Education student: She's in commatose.

Medicine student: How come she would pass out like that?

Accountancy student: She must be kidding us. Their degree is not that hard!

Communication: I just woke up. Shut up, b*tches!

by hi_there! June 10, 2021