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Colette is the best person you'll ever meet. She's cute, beautiful, and sweeter than any chick flick ending you'll ever see. She's funny and has a million stories to keep you laughing all night long. She's a great conversationalist and loves to make you love yourself. She knows everyone deserves respect, so she gives it to you. She's the perfect picture of a person and if you ever meet a Colette, don't let her go. You'll never find another. She will make your life instantly better when you speak to her, and you'll never get enough of her. Colette is the love of your life. The girl of your dreams.
I love you Colette
A gorgeous girl with a beautiful smile, great personality, and hilarious sense of humor. She is quiet and shy when she first meets someone, but when she gets to know them she's the life of any party. A Cozette is a boy magnet, and she has the boys lining up to get her number. If you ever meet a Cozette, hold on to her and never let her go.
Tyler: Whoaaaa dude, who's that sexy girl with the hot bod that just walked by? She's a freaking superstar, I wanna take her out on a date and marry her!

Jordan: Hold up there dude, you can't date her. That's Cozette! She's already dating, like, three other boys, and she is way out of your league. She is the prettiest and sweetest girl in school, you've got NO chance with her!
Cozette by netflixxlove February 22, 2015
An amazing person who knows how to always lighten the mood. She can turn any dull mood into absolute craziness (in a good way). She is an amazing friend that will always your back. She's the type of person that you can call at 3 in the morning and she will gladly beat the shit out of whoever made you upset. She can party hard and always knows how to have a good time. She is beyond chill. She is gorgeous in every way.
"Wow, she looks like she is someone who is really chill."
"She must be a Colette."
Colette by 5646816847 March 22, 2009
Super clever and knows what's going down always has her friends and family's back and is definitely a ride or die chick, falls deep for her man and is always the life of the party, but be warned don't fuck with her cause she will get you back.
That Colette super clever and cool sexy as hell
Colette by Jason's wifey July 12, 2015
A total badass/beast, a girl who can surprise you with her ability's. Very cool and down to earth. Won't get mad at little things. Very funny and sarcastic, but sometimes the funniness is hidden beneath shyness. Is a pretty girl who everyone likes. Can turn a tense situation into a nice one with a joke.
Person 1. "Wow man, that girl has a nice facial bone structure."
Person 2. "Must be a Colette"
Colette by Anonymous577 March 2, 2014
An incredibly awesome girl. If you ever meet one in your life its a good idea to start talking to her because she's the most fun you'll ever have. Gets all your nerdy references and is more than capable of whipping up her own. really smart and nice. Has the most beautiful eyes in the world, they're like liquid gold.
"Hey this new girl Cosette just showed up in my class"

"Really man, awesome! Try to get her number, she's probably awesome!"
Cosette by ahorsenamedjeff December 31, 2013
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