comer dick

A Dick that hasn't been seen in years due to a overwhelming GUT!

Hey Look at Sean, He's got Comer Dick!

by Big Dog Drake October 30, 2017

It All Comes Down To Dick

Theory explaining that sexual selection in Homo Sapiens is determined by the male’s sexual performance i.e. his ability to provide strong orgasm to females, which is mostly determined by penis size, shape, stiffness, endurance, etc . One of the main explanations for the fact that xenophobic circles are mainly populated by men with small penises and sexually frustrated women.

Milf #1: I’m sick of Derek’s racist slur. I just blocked him from my list. I can’t believe such an educated being xenophobic.

Milf #2: I’m sick of his fucktard mentality too, but you know, I kind a feel pity for the guy too. I guess it all comes down to dick.
Milf #1: what do you mean having pity for such a biggot?
Milf #2: Well you know, back in college he and I dated for a while and... Well I cheated on him with the first bick black dick I could find. And I know it wasn’t the first time this happened to him... And from what I understand it wasn’t the last time either.

by Toilette March 30, 2015

Come get This Big Dick

When someone hollers at a girl. he can say come and get this big dick. its also a not so popular catch phrase for getting girls. When used on a girl, expect a slap in the face or a roll of the head

(Guy) Hey Girl come get this big dick.

(Girl)wtf u say boy ((slap))

(Guy) girl why u gotta be like that

by muamoo August 23, 2010

Comedick

The word created and popularised by our lord and savior Axolotl on discord, Defines as something funny quoted from Axolotl

Wow, Axolotl is so Comedick, he also probably has a really large penis and lots of side hoes

by MrAxolotl#5175 October 7, 2022