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It All Comes Down To Dick 

Theory explaining that sexual selection in Homo Sapiens is determined by the male’s sexual performance i.e. his ability to provide strong orgasm to females, which is mostly determined by penis size, shape, stiffness, endurance, etc . One of the main explanations for the fact that xenophobic circles are mainly populated by men with small penises and sexually frustrated women.
Milf #1: I’m sick of Derek’s racist slur. I just blocked him from my list. I can’t believe such an educated being xenophobic.

Milf #2: I’m sick of his fucktard mentality too, but you know, I kind a feel pity for the guy too. I guess it all comes down to dick.
Milf #1: what do you mean having pity for such a biggot?
Milf #2: Well you know, back in college he and I dated for a while and... Well I cheated on him with the first bick black dick I could find. And I know it wasn’t the first time this happened to him... And from what I understand it wasn’t the last time either.

Come get This Big Dick 

When someone hollers at a girl. he can say come and get this big dick. its also a not so popular catch phrase for getting girls. When used on a girl, expect a slap in the face or a roll of the head
(Guy) Hey Girl come get this big dick.

(Girl)wtf u say boy ((slap))

(Guy) girl why u gotta be like that
Come get This Big Dick by muamoo August 23, 2010

Comedick 

The word created and popularised by our lord and savior Axolotl on discord, Defines as something funny quoted from Axolotl
Wow, Axolotl is so Comedick, he also probably has a really large penis and lots of side hoes
Comedick by MrAxolotl#5175 October 7, 2022

I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.
"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"
Word of the Day on July 12, 2026

abandonware 

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026