comdak

an old school hacker from back in the day

wow hes like comdak!

by jesus mcglaven January 12, 2004

Columbian Comakazi

To put cocaine onto a girls bum-hole and sniff it off.

Mate, last night I paid that prostitute 100 dollars, took her back to my place and did the columbian comakazi all night long!!!! 'whats the columbian comakazi?' mate you rack a line of coke on a girls asshole and sniff it off - you need to keep up with the REAL!

by JohnnyBad December 27, 2011

Codak Moment

When the new panel of webcomic Dresden Codak is a pretentious mess that doesn't advance the plot in a meaningful way, despite (ostensibly) having taken several months to make.

"Hey, did you see Diaz's new post?"

"Yeah, another Codak Moment!"

by lulzdifferent November 22, 2013

comdar

A system for detecting the presence, direction, and distance of players inside Minecraft, by using a simple spiral map scanner and, in later versions, by playing a game of spiral battleship against a Minecraft server.

I used comdar to shit on all these newfags in 2b2t!

by beetasaurus April 17, 2022

commakazi

A person who grossly over punctuates using commas in everything they write, whether it be e-mail, term paper, etc. Usually they are very anti dash.

"My mom is such a commakazi... I could hardly read her e-mail because there were so many commas!"

by Erin B0 June 26, 2008

Comkak

Someone you hate because they talked behind your back....cant describe the pain theyve caused to you.. A fake friend...

"Joe is such a comkak"
"Why is she such a Comkak"

by Freshhipsterrr March 3, 2014

commakaze

The point in which an English major or swamped college student's brain shuts down grammatically. Which usually ends up with a comma bukkake of the sorts.

Ah man I commakaze-d that paper, thank god for Word.

by bronxblazer March 15, 2010