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combuzzling 

something that’s shocking and mind blowing but to the next level
no way i just turned on the light switch that’s so combuzzling
combuzzling by cheese420696969 February 15, 2022
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confuzzling 

the words "confusing" and "puzzling" put together
means the same definition of those 2 words
Chanel was really confuzzling the other night
confuzzling by chanelsucks March 21, 2007

Confuzzlingness 

the amount of how confuzzled one may be
i am suffering from lots of confuzzlingness

the amount of confuzzlingness im feeling right now is unmeasurable
Confuzzlingness by sparkikus February 28, 2007

cumguzzling fuckslut 

A person with a special liking for semen consumption (especially in large quantities), and at the same time a special liking for submissive vaginal/anal intercourse. Note the following about the cumguzzling fuckslut: 1) he/she is not a fuckwhore; 2) he/she is most likely to be submissive but can also be dominant if fed enough cum; 3) he/she is not a "cumguzzling gutterslut," which may imply a sexual identity centered on practises other than anal/vaginal intercourse.
(Cumguzzling fuckslut): "I am a cumguzzling fuckslut."

(Mom): "I thought you were just "gay," not a... what did you call yourself?!?!"

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cumguzzlingfuckwhorehomojock 

A straight-acting, straight-looking high school-aged or college-aged athletically-inclined young male with overwhelming homosexual cravings for all his fellow team-mates. The cumguzzlingfuckwhorehomojock easily assimialates himself in with the other athletically-inclined jocks in his school clique, with the intention of systematically sucking the cocks of, and guzzling the cum from, all his school team-mates before graduation. He also intends to anal-fuck or be anal-fucked by every one of his athletically-inclind school team-mates, also before graduation. He plans innocent-sounding, one-on-one alone time, with each team-mate (usually a sleep-over or week-end get-a-way trip) that includes a selection of a wide variety of alcoholic beverages followed by suggesting a casual, impromptu, late-night, masturbation session to straight porn in his bedroom, dormroom, or vacation motel room. When fellow team-mates are at the height of their hormonal excitement, the cumguzzlingfuckwhorehomojock introduces the unsuspecting team-mate to the joys and pleasures of the more-readily available and easily obtainable homosexual jock-on-jock gay sex activities and possibilities. The cumguzzlingfuckwhorehomojock rarely is rejected due to the inebriated state of his jock-buddy, his own young, fit, gym-ripped body, his school-wide reputation for being a "ladies-man", and his charm and charisma that tends to get females and males to comply with his wishes, suggestions, and desires.
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cumguzzlinggutterslut 

derogatory term usually used towards white trash sluts
Yo bitch, your a cumguzzlinggutterslut
cumguzzlinggutterslut by LDawg December 10, 2004

confuzzling 

similar to bamboozling, it means hopelessly incomprehensable to the average or below average mind.
"Poor Barich found the fingerpainting exercise at the local playgroup too confuzzling"
confuzzling by olenuts October 3, 2003
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him
friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.
I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.
endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026
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A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.
Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”
caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026
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