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coma mierda 

Literally, eat shit. Often used when referring to the first episode of the television series "Narcos."

Pablo Escobar walks into the police station, frustrated that one of the police officers didn't hold to his deal (he had previously bribed the officer). When the officer says that they need to renegotiate, Pablo says, "Coma mierda. Coma. Mierda."
"Coma mierda, puta." ("Eat shit, bitch.")
coma mierda by dat.boi.k May 7, 2018
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comemierda 

1. Literally "eat shit"
2. Used as a description word: such as "fool" "moron" etc.
This comemierda couldn't keep her mouth shut and got us all in trouble.
comemierda by Taitae January 11, 2005

comemierda 

1. shit eater (literally)
2. someone who doesn't know what the hell they are doing, what they are talking about, isn't paying attention to what they are doing, is stupid, etc.
3. someone who has nothing better to do than write hateful shit about their latino brothers (be it against Mexians, Puerto Ricans, Dominicans, Cubans, or any other Latinos) on UrbanDictionary.com. Find something better to do with your time, comemierdas.
(Commonly used Cuban/Puerto Rican(?) expression)
Guy 1: *walks into a wall* whoooaaaa my bad
Guy 2: goooood you are such a comemierda.
Guy 1: well at least I have better things to do than write hateful shit about other Latinos on Urban Dictionary. who's a comemierda now, mojon?
Guy 2: ...
comemierda by sinceracienporciento November 19, 2011

comemierda 

Question:Someone who is two/faced, a snitch or turncoat. Someone to watch out for - - has connotation of betrayal or double cross: Cuba/Puerto Rico?
"Vigila, que es un comemierda,¿sabes?"

comemierda 

See "come mierda".
Should be two words.
comemierda by Benjamino December 22, 2003
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