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a com kid is someone who spends their whole life on discord and has weird obsessions with both egirls and doxxing, sometimes both at the same time. They’re known for being relatively harmless and change their discord tags every day to avoid getting bullied in multiple servers. A com kid will usually have their discord tag as a short sentence that was something to do with puppy love, for example “Why’s she so perfect <3” or “blood on my shoes”. Find lots of com kids in servers like gg/pretty because they like to feel important with their roles in the d@xbin server.
april showers bring may flowers#0000: “cmon girl were doing esex tonight or i’m sending the swat team to your door >_<“
Mia<3#0000: “i don’t esex with com kids, sorry bae”
com kid by x_xIcyful February 27, 2022
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weird people on cord who’ve never experienced the nice refreshing feeling of touching grass. Com kids include discord thots, people who clout chase on cord and them doxxing/swatting niggas
discordian: What’s a com kid?
discordian#2: horrendous people, you don’t even wanna meet them bro
com kid by saggytittyhornybitch March 13, 2021

Bradley Com Kid 

Usually a girl in a sorority whose designs are comparable to that of a kindergartner's. Uses such fonts as Comic Sans, and thinks they are they most amazing fonts ever. Usually loud and obnoxious. Nothing ever gets done when working with them in a group. Freaks out that their computer will not work, when in reality it is only unplugged.
You are so stupid, you are probably a Bradley Com Kid.
Bradley Com Kid by JaneDohe February 17, 2009

Kids R' Matched.com 

A dating website for immature and dysfunctional singles.
He/she found himself a date on Kids R' Matched.com, a singles dating site for people in their 20's and over still on the emotional level of a 3rd grader.
they are such comkids
comkid by BillandBrad36s December 30, 2021
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