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In spanish slang “comá” means tortilla press
Amigo can i borrow your comá”
comá by callmedaddy1136 April 22, 2022
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I just took a coma.
Coma by Dante Kamakazie February 19, 2009
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A coma is a state of prolonged unconsciousness, which can be caused by one of many, many things. Many people believe that even if a person is in a coma, s/he can still hear you if you speak to him/her.
"Hey there, Grandma. I hope you wake up from that dreadful coma soon. I miss your cooking--"

*Nurse leaves*

"I'm going to spray some whipped cream up your asshole, and THERE'S NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT! Haw haw haw!"
coma by L's Pocky January 20, 2009
The period after one starts a new relationship, during which one loses contact with one's friends because one is devoting all one's time to one's significant other. Usually preceded by "boyfriend" or "girlfriend" for clarity.
I tried to get Dave up in here but he's still in his girlfriend coma.
Coma by rufus pennywhistle April 4, 2006
1.epic dubstep female vocalist

2. Something that has been taken to the next level as a result of insane trippy vocals

3. To be epic without the assistance of auto-tune.
examples:

Dude that song just got CoMa'd.

The drop hit so hard that the vocals knocked me out. I just got CoMa'd.

The tune was epic, but now it knocks me dead. The tune is CoMa'd.
CoMa by DubstepJunkie September 10, 2011
the next level beyond chill
dude that songs sooo chill its coma
Coma by zomb1tch May 9, 2011
- x_x
help im in a coma.
coma by fatfucc February 11, 2020
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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