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collinflower 

A person who spreads fear across russian mobsters and Chinese triads because of his particular set of skills(booty).
Dude did you see the Collinflower at Dairy Queen? He had everybody on their knees when he showed them his booty slapping skills.
collinflower by That Guy 995 May 9, 2014

coliflower 

another name for the master arp, the one, the only colin moran
hey coliflower get over here, you little arp
coliflower by suckamawiena April 9, 2005

Collarflower 

When one's shirt collar becomes stretched and wavy (resembling cauliflower).
So you're really going to take Michelle out on a date wearing that shirt that has all that collarflower?
Collarflower by ProfessorTrebreh February 26, 2011

Coliflower Effect 

When a certain amount of alcohol is consumed, you need to go to the toilet a considerable amount more than normal.
"Oooh, thats the Coliflower Effect Kicking in!"
"Oooops, thats the coliflower effect, be back in a jiffy"

colliflower puff 

When a man probably named Zack T. Goes To a busy public change room facility and scopes out potential victims, that have enlarged throbbing hemroids. And once they bend over he pounces and latches on with his weak ass brittle teeth and starts to death roll till he bites it off amd kills it. Sometime he eats it but most time his does this just for sport.

He also does this to contract pink eye witch he seldomly never has.
Omg this fukn guy with a name tag zack T came into the changeroom at the reception centre an bit off some old guys hemroids
After he ripped it off he said he loves colliflower puffs
colliflower puff by The start March 24, 2024
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026
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