college tea

Extreme diarhea, usually caused by heavy drinking. Also known as the liquor shits. Diarhea is classified as such when stool is mostly liquid.

Oh shit, my asshole is on fire. That god damn bottle of Jager made me brew college tea.

by black jesus August 24, 2003

college iced tea

Any cheap beer, usually light beer, that college kids can afford to buy in large amounts and consume excessively. Refreshing as a cold glass of iced tea on a hot day.

Frank brought over some college iced tea and things started to get rowdy.

by lanching123 March 30, 2010