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collarboner 

A shirt collar in the erect position, or popped. Generally associated with douchebags in pink polo shirts.
Look at that dickweed with his collarboner. He thinks it makes the ladies wet.
collarboner by DL&DYE November 7, 2010
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Collarboner 

A word used if you are extremely attracted to someones collarbones.

A word used to describe collarbones that stick out a lot.
Wow, she has great collarbones, I might have a collarboner
Collarboner by KateThePizza September 5, 2014

Collarbones 

inclined to lustfulness; wanton; lewd; arousing sexual desire; indicating sexual interest or expressive of lust or lewdness.
Collarbones are sexy and basically what is said above. ;D
Oh, what sexy collarbones you have!
Collarbones by Nei123 November 13, 2011

Collarboning 

Having a sexual fetish for collar bones and your partner is touching them... Repeatedly.
Adam: Dina, quit collarboning me!!!
Dina: NO, it's my fetish
Collarboning by Dina6969adaś June 27, 2015

Collarbones 

what's under the neck and above the chest more or less considered sexual for their unique shape
men if ther's such a thing as collarbones fetish .i got it
Collarbones by harveyy dent December 31, 2015

crooked collarbones 

a more discreet way of telling someone you have an eating disorder (mostly used by people that suffer from anorexia or bulimia).
sometimes, if you get very thin or lose a drastic amount of weight, you'll see that most people's collarbones are a bit crooked. something you won't notice on non-thin people.

may sound stupid if the person you're talking to doesn't know this, but it can help just trying to say it out loud more discreetly in the beginning.
person 1 : "hey are you okay? you don't seem very well.."
person 2 : "uhm.. i have crooked collarbones."
person 1 : "oh.."
crooked collarbones by alitair March 22, 2021

Collarbone Fetish 

Why girls have to cover their collarbones in school. Especially common in male school staff and students.
It’s important not to show your collarbone in school, the poor guys have a collarbone fetish.
Collarbone Fetish by Seoiph November 21, 2021
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