Guy who can’t keep his dick hard to have sex with a real girl. Because he is too busy wanking to porn and lying about it! He also is impotent as he cannot orgasm during sex.
J: Hey baby, wanna get it on?
K: nah, have you been pulling a joe Collings today? I don’t want to get chaffing from too much pounding hahahaa
K: nah, have you been pulling a joe Collings today? I don’t want to get chaffing from too much pounding hahahaa
by 9inchNails9 December 29, 2020
Joseph Silver Collings is a porn addict. He is also a compulsive pathological liar. He treats other people nicely only to gain something. He is passive aggressive, dismissive, condescending and hasn’t been taught any manners. He has a 3-a-day porn and masturbating addiction that he cannot shake and has had since he was 12. He is spiteful and manipulative. He will ruin your life if you go near him. Don’t do it. For your own sake.
Be nice. Don’t be a Joe Collings.
Be nice. Don’t be a Joe Collings.
by C.P.L. December 29, 2020
She is the hottest girl in the universe and it’s scientifically proven she has a beautiful face and body and a amazing personality and is taken by a Everardo Canales
by its_true_yourhot February 5, 2022
A specific stereotype of a teenage boy originating from Wellington College in Wellington, New Zealand. Notorious for extreme pride in their school, most likely one of the reasons they win at everything they compete in.
Easily identifiable by the signature mullet hairstyle, unusual slang, some kind of Wellington College uniform ie. track suit bottoms, bucket hat, scarf etc worn with everyday clothes outside of school maybe even socks with jandles
Easily identifiable by the signature mullet hairstyle, unusual slang, some kind of Wellington College uniform ie. track suit bottoms, bucket hat, scarf etc worn with everyday clothes outside of school maybe even socks with jandles
by lolololcano August 18, 2009
N. blend of 'collegiate' + 'eejit' (= Irish dialect for 'idiot.')
A college or university student who is/ acts too stupid/foolish to be one.
A college or university student who is/ acts too stupid/foolish to be one.
I can't believe that Jason is a junior at Kent State! He chronically says things like, "She don't got none." What a coll-eejit!
by PatBB March 18, 2004
by Nak Nak February 18, 2009
Originates from the myth of a man with the pertest and longest nipples ever. He also posesses the tightest booty known to mankind. He is passionate, and sweats freely, sepecially when talking about Peter Brook.
by Leontes January 26, 2005