Cold Life

Cold

You know the yolk it's spreading from

You laugh as people scatter 'bout

Surrounded by a veil of stars

You realize your life is dark

Earth gets colder every day

If scientists could have their way

They'd study us from far away

And watch as people's minds decay

Cold

Your body's in the hands of fools

With swimming pools and low IQ's

There's nothing to see, nothing to do

Buy your stocks and sell your jewels

Bill collectors stole my mail

My wife and kids are all for sale

I hope to god I go to jail

And no one can come up with bail

Cold Life
I can't control my buried thoughts

The slightest thing makes me distraught

I'm like the people I once fought

My every action's being bought

Robot trainers earn their pay

As mutant kids go out to play

It's such a pretty pretty day

With orange nights and days of grey
Cold
I've now become a nervous wreck

I'm getting closer to my death

I keep expecting my last breath

As all my friends just laugh and jest
The earth is such a filthy place

And human such an awful race

And I'd rather live in outer space

Where death goes at a slower pace
Cold Life

Cold Life by Death Menace September 26, 2022

Real life Cold Call 

A fun game to play with your friends. The goal is to tap an unsuspecting person on the shoulder or pull on their bag. When they turn around, you say a generic cold call.

Person one: "hey bro. Watch this."

Person two: "Alright."

*Person two pulls on a bystanders bag*

Person three: "huh?"

Person one: "have you or a loved one been misdiagnosed with mesothelioma? If so, you may be entitled to financial compensation."

Person two: "classic. You just pulled a Real life cold call."

Real life Cold Call by Bigjuicytatas June 15, 2017

Life Hard Life Cold Titty Soft Titty Warm 

This was thought up by an anonymous user on discord 7/1/22. It is what you say to a friend when they are sad. Basically telling them to just go fuck somebody.

"Hey man I fucking hate myself"
"Hey I get it but remember Life Hard Life Cold Titty Soft Titty Warm"

Life Hard Life Cold Titty Soft Titty Warm by John0032 November 12, 2022

Life Got Cold

When an event, or events, negatively changes someone's life drastically. When life is at it's worst.

British Girl-Group 'Girls Aloud' has a song called "Life Got Cold".

Liam: What happened to Amy Winehouse?

Arman: Don't you know? Life Got Cold for her, may she Rest In Peace.

Life Got Cold by ArmanFroster February 18, 2022