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Cold Cup of Jones 

A Cold Cup of Jones is a cold beverage in a coffee cup. It's milk with a few scoops of coffee ice cream blend together, topped with whip cream with blue sprinkles on top.
It's a hot day today. Whenever I feel hot, tired and thirsty, I make myself a nice Cold Cup of Jones.
Cold Cup of Jones by Lucas_JWF January 2, 2009

How about a nice cold cup of stfu 

A nice way of telling someone to "shut the fuck up".
"My toes hurt!!! Aww... my back just ain't what it used to be. Did you see that, Gladys? Did you see that?"
"Hey, Janie, how about a nice, cold cup of SHUT THE FUCK UP?!"

How about a nice cold cup of stfu 

How about a nice cold cup of stfu :)

cup of cold sick 

When, usualy a joke or another comment (but could also apply to a film or play etc), is either not appreciated, said when not appropriate or just plain not funny and get's either a cold response or no response at all. Similar to a lead balloon. It can be described as "Going down like a cup of cold sick".
When George told his joke, about The Englishman, the Irishman and the Scotsman, in which the Irishman appears stupid, at an Irish social club, it went down like a cup of cold sick.
cup of cold sick by Jimi p September 11, 2008

cold cupboard

The fridge. Typically the fridge where the beers are.
Oi Ash! Get us a couple of cans out of the cold cupboard ya dog!

Cold cupping 

Cold cupping is placing your balls in the unsuspecting hand of a loved one.

Who is fast asleep turned away from you with their hand conveniently placed to cradle your nut sack.
Cold cupping . Last night i cold cupped her. She sucker punched my balls in retaliation.
Cold cupping by Mystikal 234 June 5, 2021