Cohonis

Penis

"im a grown up, no im not a virgin, i use my cohonis"

by Little twinkle May 16, 2010

Colonist Shuffle

A dance performed in Heathrow Airport when first time American visitors to the UK encounter a local pedestrian head-on. The locals try to pass on the left while the tourist tries to pass on the right resulting in a zig-zagging synchronized jig for a few seconds.

"Man, I was so tired when I got off the plane in London, I did the colonist shuffle three times before I got my UK legs under me."

by Spiffeee June 9, 2009

Cohenism

Word and/or phrase that reflects the character Seth Cohen on the show The O.C. Can be a form of sarcasm that Seth usually uses throughout the show.

Seth: Happy Chrismukkah! Eight days of presents, followed by one day of many presents.

Seth: You remember the meatloaf incident of '98?
Kirsten Cohen: That was brisket.
Seth: That's my point exactly.

Seth: Dude. You're a Cohen now. Welcome to a life of insecurity and paralyzing self-doubt.

Wow. You have mastered sarcasm. Lay of the cohenisms, will ya?

by hellokitty117 May 24, 2007

text cohones

1. Text balls or guts. When you can slag a person over text messages but in person you're too afraid or shy to slag them.

Person1: What you're too afraid to say it to my face!?
Person2: ...
Person3: Ah leave him alone, He has text cohones

by freshpseudo January 30, 2009

Cohones

Spanish slang for testicles, balls, nuts. Normally said in reference to someones bravery or "guts"

The American "tunnel rats" in Vietnam had some big cohones

by Wile E. Cotote September 27, 2003

Cohones

How white people who've never had real mexican food think cojones is spelled.

Bob: Grab 'em by the cohones!
Roberto: That's cojones. And an effective move.

by bean, trivia queen March 28, 2015

Coronisms

Coronisms are particular terms and phrases (of advice) you often hear being used amidst the 2020 COVID-19 outbreak. Examples of such coronisms include: social distancing, asymptomatic, self-quarantine, self-isolation, community spread, "don't touch your face", "wash your hands for 20 seconds", etc.

1) As Timmy was preparing for school, his mom babbled an incessant flow of coronisms in hopes that his son will stay alert of and safe from the virus.

2) Mom: So what did the principal talk about at the assembly today?
Me: Idk just a bunch of coronisms

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian March 25, 2020