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cogfrontation 

Noun - Fusion of "cognitive" and "confrontation." Occurs when a person imagines having a confrontation with another person; often involves the cogfronter winning an imaginary argument with the cogfrontee.
Person #1: Hey, what are you going to say to that guy who called you a loser?

Person #2: I don't know--I think I'll have a cogfrontation with him before I actually say anything.
cogfrontation by Martin Price December 13, 2008
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cogfrontation  

Noun - Fusion of cognitive and confrontation ; occurs when a person imagines having a confrontation with another person; often involves the cogfronter winning an imaginary argument with the cogfrontee.

Source: Martin Price, Charleston, SC
Person #1: Hey, what are you going to say to that guy who called you a loser?

Person #2: I don't know--I think I'll have a cogfrontation with him before I actually say anything.

confontational 

describes an individual whose online, typewritten persona (in font) is vastly different than the one perceived in real-life, particularly from the aspect of being obnoxious, demanding, or arrogant.
Kelly: Ugh! Chris totally bitched at me for not doing his work for him and told me how lucky I should feel that he is actually my friend.

Paco: Chris? Really? But, he's so quiet! I can't imagine him saying something like that.

Kelly: Yeah, well, his true colors come out when he's in IM. Sometimes, I even have to use "Invisible" status to hide, because he's SO conFONTational!

Socom:Confrontation 

lame ass ps3 game with no DLC whatsoever and lazy ass game developers held together from bankruptcy by the socom community
Socom:Confrontation is a laggy piece of shit

What's with the word confrontation? 

Whenever I hit vote all I see is a bunch of confrontation definitions. It's weird.
Like srsly what's with the word confrontation???

Confrontation

Confrontation is an element of conflict wherein parties confront one another, directly engaging one another in the course of a dispute between them. A confrontation can be at any scale, between any number of people, between entire nations or cultures, or between living things other than humans. Metaphorically, a clash of forces of nature, or between one person and his own causes of internal turmoil, might be described as a confrontation.
What is confrontation?
Confrontation by Α January 26, 2022

comfrontational

using technology such as text messaging, e-mail, or voicemail to confront others when talking face to face is too intimidating
"You're a jerk for doing that to me! Why don't you go to hell?", she said comfrontationally via text message yesterday.
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