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coffee nap 

A nap taken after someone has consumed any amount of caffeine (i.e. coffee) resulting not in sleep, but blissful rest, while still mildly conscious.
Evelyn: Hey Kaitlyn, how was your coffee nap?
Kaitlyn: It was fantastic I listened to the whole LOVE album, while seeming to float on a cloud.
Evelyn: Awesome! I just had a latte, about to have a coffee nap of my own!
coffee nap by KMFD October 8, 2007
Word of the Day on October 31, 2016
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coffee nap 

a nap induced by the consumption of copious amounts of coffee, typically the result of either incredibly high caffeine tolerance or exhaustion from such overinduldence
Man, I just slammed a french press and I'm totally wiped; time for a coffee nap.
coffee nap by lawndart86 December 16, 2011

Coffeenate 

To drink coffee and become totally amped up by the caffeine.
Ugh it's 6AM, I must coffeenate.

Don't speak to me until I've been coffeenated!
Coffeenate by Alpha_A April 24, 2014

coffeenating 

Going for a coffee, getting a refill
...Is gone coffeenating
coffeenating by ihateclownz February 6, 2010

Coffeetaps 

When you're drinking vodka-cola from a mug behind the desk. Looks like black coffee, taps like a coffee mug on the table after each sip. But, it's vodka-cola.
I'm doing coffeetaps tonight.
Coffeetaps by HAL9000XL January 8, 2022

hugantic coffeenator

any person who drinks way more coffee than anyone, even more than a caffeine/ coffee "addict" drinks.
better get ur coffee before the hugantic coffeenators get here because they will drink so much that the coffee pot will stay empty!
hugantic coffeenator by tan and mom November 12, 2011

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026