coffee nap

A nap taken after someone has consumed any amount of caffeine (i.e. coffee) resulting not in sleep, but blissful rest, while still mildly conscious.

Evelyn: Hey Kaitlyn, how was your coffee nap?
Kaitlyn: It was fantastic I listened to the whole LOVE album, while seeming to float on a cloud.
Evelyn: Awesome! I just had a latte, about to have a coffee nap of my own!

by KMFD October 8, 2007

coffee nap

a nap induced by the consumption of copious amounts of coffee, typically the result of either incredibly high caffeine tolerance or exhaustion from such overinduldence

Man, I just slammed a french press and I'm totally wiped; time for a coffee nap.

by lawndart86 December 16, 2011

Coffeenate

To drink coffee and become totally amped up by the caffeine.

Ugh it's 6AM, I must coffeenate.

Don't speak to me until I've been coffeenated!

by Alpha_A April 24, 2014

coffeenating

Going for a coffee, getting a refill

...Is gone coffeenating

by ihateclownz February 6, 2010

Coffeetaps

When you're drinking vodka-cola from a mug behind the desk. Looks like black coffee, taps like a coffee mug on the table after each sip. But, it's vodka-cola.

I'm doing coffeetaps tonight.

by HAL9000XL January 8, 2022

hugantic coffeenator

any person who drinks way more coffee than anyone, even more than a caffeine/ coffee "addict" drinks.

better get ur coffee before the hugantic coffeenators get here because they will drink so much that the coffee pot will stay empty!

by tan and mom November 12, 2011