Coffee Beans 

A slang term used to describe a saggy and/or lumpy scrotum, as if the ballsack were filled with coffee beans. Usually used in accordance to males of African-American or Hispanic decent, but can be used occasionally for Caucasian males.

1. Ay meng, I heard you got dem coffee beans.
2. My ex-boyfriend had the WORST coffee beans.
3. Should I be worried? I got coffee beans.

Coffee Beans by F.I.Y.M July 28, 2009

Coffee Beans 

Deer poop that resembles coffee beans.

"Shoot! I just stepped in coffee beans!"

Coffee Beans by Daniana October 6, 2010

overburned coffee beans 

A way of making the sugar in the coffee bean caramelize so that the coffee tastes stronger in a weak brew. This way you can make coffee with less beans or beans of a lesser quality. A trick used in the fast food industry and by Starbucks. If you drink it pure you will taste a burned, charred flavor, but if you mix it with steamed milk and add lots of corn syrup it will taste better and stronger and thus fooling the client letting him/her believe he/she is drinking a better coffee than he/she actually is.

Gourmet coffee doesn't need overburned coffee beans.

overburned coffee beans by Howard Schultz January 16, 2009

cotton mouth coffee beans

When you smoke with a chocolate flavored blunt wrap and have nothing to drink.

Stoner 1 and Stoner 2 toke a fat chocolate flavored blunt...
Stoner 1: Dude, it feels like theres coffee beans in the back of my throat!
Stoner 2: You must have a case of cotton mouth coffee beans.

cotton mouth coffee beans by blaze1234567890987654321 October 11, 2008

grind the coffee beans 

what thieves say when they are in the middle of robbing a store and a cop shows up and they have to leave.

Thieve 1: the cops are here!
Thieve 2: time to grind the coffee beans
Thieve 1 and 2: *leave*

grind the coffee beans by damb_man July 7, 2018

Coffee bean 

clears mind; a pause that clears your head space to make room for other ideas.

This upbeat music is my coffee bean after writing this horror story for this act.

Coffee bean by @tikifaces_ October 10, 2019

Coffee bean 

The act of a latin, black, or any colored skinned person tea bagging.

Grant coffee beaned the hobo in the lawn chair at the beach.

Coffee bean by GHor October 24, 2010