coconut oil 

The best all natural lube out there.

Hey babe.... U get the coconut oil?

coconut oil by Musetoabuse October 2, 2013

Coconut Oil 

When your skills are worse than Dog Water and Rice Water combined

KID SHUT THE FUCK UP YOUR A DOG WATER COCONUT OIL SHITTER LITERALLY KYS

Coconut Oil by SnowOz February 6, 2021

Coconut oil 

Use when your Kermit jumps on the table after your done with your Bob Ross oil paint tutorial

Jenna:“oh no Kermit stepped in the oil paint“
Google:“wash with warm water“
Jenna:“let’s use coconut oil.“

Coconut oil by Rad gorl September 14, 2018

coconutoilism 

A person who is so hipster that they try hard so so hard to be hipster that they are on a no cal diet and only go to vegan restaurants even thou they no vego.

"Hey look at that mother fucking coconutoilst, what a hoe....do you believe in coconutoilism"?

coconutoilism by Jostylm jostd August 28, 2017