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cocoa pops 

Small balls of poo that collect in ones arse hair. The cause of this is unknown, but is suspected to be shoddy wiping.
Micheal: "last night i had some cocoa pops so deeply inbedded in my arse hair that i had to remove it with scissors.
cocoa pops by AbbotWhite October 21, 2007
When someone fucking dies often in a brutal way.
That's you Coco Pops, son.
Coco Pops by TedKFan69 November 26, 2019

Not Coco Pops 

Used to apply to any person or item that, although being successful in a particular field, is not the best there is. Especially relevant when there is a clear dominating person/product etc. in their field.
In the same way that in breakfast cereals, you can eat other cereals, but there's always a voice in the back of your mind saying "it tastes good etm, but it's not Coco Pops."
I enjoyed the band, but they were not Coco Pops
Not Coco Pops by Stintin November 19, 2010
"Can i have coco pops please?"
"No"
"Oh...."
coco pops by Jas n Sim April 27, 2006
a breakfast cereal. said to be just like a chocolate milkshake....only crunchy
damn i'm hungry, pass the coco-pops
coco-pops by natho August 2, 2003
Tiny pieces of shit still floating around in a toilet after the initial shit has been flushed.
Dude, you need to flush again! You left your coco pops in the toilet bowl.
Coco Pops by Bretty Ack March 17, 2008
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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