Definitions by TedKFan69

Gay Cope 

When a previously heterosexual male decides to become gay due to the female dating scene being too difficult to master.

"Yeah man, dating guys is way easier. It's all femboys for me from here on out."
"Well son, it seems to me you've deployed the gay cope."

Gay Cope by TedKFan69 April 4, 2023

autism fist

The strange tendency for autistic individuals to ball up their free hand into a fist when taking photos of themselves to post onto certain image boards. This often creates a menacing aura.

OP: How do my gains look bros?
Anon: >autism fist
Anon: NGMI

autism fist by TedKFan69 February 28, 2023

Toddler Gobbler 

Another way to refer to pitbulls or any large breed of dog, typically those with an aggressive stigma attached to them, or is otherwise not well behaved.
Pitbulls are particularly well known for mercing small children when unattended.

"Jesus, look at that fucking dog."
"Hide your kids, that there's a toddler gobbler!"

Toddler Gobbler by TedKFan69 July 17, 2022

Smooth 

The Grammy Award Winning 1999 hit "Smooth" as performed by Carlos Santana feat. Rob Thomas of Matchbox Twenty off the multi platinum album "Supernatural."

Man, I'd rather be listening to the Grammy Award Winning 1999 hit 'Smooth' as performed by Carlos Santana feat. Rob Thomas of Matchbox Twenty off the multi platinum album 'Supernatural.'

Smooth by TedKFan69 April 10, 2020

Coco Pops

When someone fucking dies often in a brutal way.

That's you Coco Pops, son.

Coco Pops by TedKFan69 November 26, 2019