cocktranize

The act of lying about your partner’s penis size, by saying that it is “big”.

Don’t cocktranize me Sharon, I know mine is just average sized.

by asstrozombie December 1, 2021

Contranize

To condescendingly patronize somebody.

To make it seem like you are complimenting somebody when it is clear to everybody involved that you are making fun of them and their entire life in general.

Yo yo Gio!! Are you wearing one of those douchey Affliction shirts?!?! THAT IS FUCKING AWESOME!!!!" "Damn bro, you totally just contranized the shit out of me.

by Frankenskedge June 20, 2010