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cocktillion 

A Tillion amount of the male organ that expresses love
Hi I'm horny you wanna cocktillion
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Coward's Cotillion 

Punishment for failing to answer a feat of strength when challenged by another man (generally at a bachelor party or other like event).

The coward is required to take three bull-rider shots in a row (the cotillion).
Peter challenged Ross to an arm wrestling contest and Ross was scared he would lose so he rejected the challenge.

Ross is thus a coward and is required to complete the coward's cotillion as restitution for his cowardice.
Coward's Cotillion by BigVR June 3, 2009

Cotillion 

A semi-formal dance for which girls get far too dressed up (gowns and fancy jewelry, etc.) and for which many guys come severely under-dressed. Humiliating, yes. Enjoyable, perhaps if you come drunk.
"Dude, did you see that girl's dress at cotillion? she swears she's at a prom?"

"Yeah man, all I wore was some khaki's and my dad's dress shirt."
Cotillion by Deebsies March 2, 2009

cotillion of cocksuckers 

Jeremy and I put on our frilliest outfits to attend the Rainbow Ball. It was a cotillion of cocksuckers!

cotillion 

A traditional filipino celebration similar to a quinceañera, but for a girl's 18th and a boy's 21st birthdays. Girls are usually the ones who make a big deal out of it. It's not a required thing, but girls with rich or semi-rich families will usually over-do these celebrations and make their cotillion look like a wedding and have videos and pictures of the celebration on social websites, only to get ridiculed by the cost and the amount of seriousness those said girls put into their cotillion.
Girl 1: "Check out my cotillion!"
Girl 2: "Omg this is for your 18th birthday? I didn't even get a cake for my birthday."
Girl 1: "FOR YOUR INFORMATION It's a filipino tradition."
Girl 2: "Okay spoiled girl..."
cotillion by icuthrumywindow December 26, 2011

Cactillion 

One of, if not THE, largest recorded and named numbers. It is a 1 with 1,337 zeroes after it.
Teacher : Omgz0rz j00 nuubs wtf is a Cactillion
Stundents : z0mfg n00b it's 10 to the power of 1337!
Teacher: OMFG wh0 is j00 callinG a n00b j00 bey0tch!
Cactillion by LOTO | Cactus February 2, 2007

Cocktilinear 

A shape or object that resembles the likes of the male genitalia.
Wow Kerri, you drawing looks like a dick. It is very cocktilinear.
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
Word of the Day on September 16, 2026
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