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cocksucker shoes 

Very expensive dress shoes worn in a casual environment. Often worn by metrosexuals trying to impress.
Hey, look here comes John walking across the frozen mud in his cocksucker shoes.
cocksucker shoes by mbinco January 6, 2007
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Cocksucker shoes 

I wear cocksucker shoes to protect my knees while I perform oral sex on a man
Cocksucker shoes by Zack's mom March 17, 2024

Cocksucker shoes 

"Hey Honey, put on your cocksucker shoes, drop to your knees, and blow me."
Cocksucker shoes by Zack's mom April 5, 2024

Cocksucker shoes 

neepads
When my man wants a blow job he tells me to get my cocksucker shoes, so my knees won't hurt
Cocksucker shoes by Zack's mom April 18, 2024
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