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Very expensive dress shoes worn in a casual environment. Often worn by metrosexuals trying to impress.

Hey, look here comes John walking across the frozen mud in his cocksucker shoes.

cocksucker shoes by mbinco January 6, 2007

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Cocksucker shoes

Kneepads

I wear cocksucker shoes to protect my knees while I perform oral sex on a man

Cocksucker shoes by Zack's mom March 17, 2024

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Cocksucker shoes

Kneepads

"Hey Honey, put on your cocksucker shoes, drop to your knees, and blow me."

Cocksucker shoes by Zack's mom April 5, 2024

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Cocksucker shoes

neepads

When my man wants a blow job he tells me to get my cocksucker shoes, so my knees won't hurt

Cocksucker shoes by Zack's mom April 18, 2024

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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