by WKnight February 12, 2008
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by hans zolo October 11, 2013
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1.) One who sucks the cock of a man while he urinates.
2.) Someone so sexually frustrated that he may pathetically attepmt to suck his own cock. multiple times. daily.
2.) Munish Gandevia.
2.) Someone so sexually frustrated that he may pathetically attepmt to suck his own cock. multiple times. daily.
2.) Munish Gandevia.
1.) "Oh my god, That guy is such a cocknish. He'll never get laid."
2.) "Wow, did you see that obease hobo, crying like a baby on the sidewalk, bending over?"
"Yea man, ugh gross, I think that was a cocknish."
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by ThE LONLEY WOLF WOMAN EATING October 22, 2009
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2. Someone with a cock where their nose should be
2. Someone with a cock where their nose should be
by Zappa September 22, 2005
Get the cocknose mug.The opening at the end of the penis. 2. When your best friend turns into a nagging fucking whining bitch, he/she becomes this. 3. A failed attempt at being human.
"Dude, I think my cocknostril is infected...
"Shut up man, you're turning into a cocknostril".
Person 1: "Hey look at that homeless bum!"
Person 2: "Yeah, that guy's a cocknostril."
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Person 1: "Hey look at that homeless bum!"
Person 2: "Yeah, that guy's a cocknostril."
by Ubersturmbannfuhrer Donitz February 19, 2010
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Boy 1: whats that?
*People who walk in with cock nose and balls hanging from nosetrils*
Boy 1: whats that?
*People who walk in with cock nose and balls hanging from nosetrils*
by zsenor December 23, 2020
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Merrion accused him of brown nosing him to which Cocknose replied in his Gonzo like voice
'If I was brown nosing you Mr Merrion my cock would be up your arse'
Merrion accused him of brown nosing him to which Cocknose replied in his Gonzo like voice
'If I was brown nosing you Mr Merrion my cock would be up your arse'
by bigmeuprudeboy July 14, 2004
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