dude 1: "Hey man how was your date with Tucker last night?"
dude 2: "We made it to the next level... He totally cocknosed me in the bathroom at Starbucks!"
The opening at the end of the penis. 2. When your best friend turns into a nagging fucking whining bitch, he/she becomes this. 3. A failed attempt at being human.
cocknoseitus comes from lying your nose will slowly becoming larger than any cock before. Your nostrils will have balls hanging out from them. Everytime you lie the balls will grow and nose there is no limit
Girl 1: They have cocknoseitus
Boy 1: whats that?
*People who walk in with cock nose and balls hanging from nosetrils*
Muppet- like Floor Manager and studio runner on Avid Merrion's 'Bo Selecta'who allegedly has an ear where his cock should be Merrion accused him of brown nosing him to which Cocknose replied in his Gonzo like voice
'If I was brown nosing you Mr Merrion my cock would be up your arse'
"We're ready for you now Mr Merrion....
Ok cocknose"