cockknuckle

The bend in a bent cock often from a previous injury due to a flaccid member being forced into an overweight woman

That Swampdonkey was so heavy she snapped his cock and how he's got a cockknuckle

by MadazaBadja November 18, 2007

cockknuckle

I recall a certain Dr. who taught radiology. He used the Socratic method. He would show us an X-Ray and select a student to identify it. One day he put up the soft-tissue X-Ray of the human penis. Superimposed upon that penis was a phalange (a finger). The woman he called upon was clearly unprepared and stuttered, then uttered the words... "Isn't that a penis bone?" Difficult to believe she was going to become a doc! LMAO Needless to say, if we have a penis BONE, we have a penis JOINT. Therefore, et ergo sum...... the penis must have a 'hinge' and a knuckle! Since this allows the penis to move UP or DOWN... anything that moves up or down may, in theory, be a cockknuckle.....

Someone's mood..... "Gosh, that woman can turn on a dime, one minute she's nice, the next minute she's a bitch!" What a cockknuckle!

by tinkertoyjosh March 25, 2010

cocknockled

When you go out on a date with a girl, only to find out that she doesn't think it's a date (usually revealed by a third party). You then pretend to be excited for her while furiously ad-libbing an exit strategy.

Guy: You sure are nice.
Girl: So are you. Let's get coffee.
Guy: Great.
...
Girl: This coffee is delicious.
Guy: I'm having fun.
Someone: What are you doing for break?
Girl: Oh, I'm just going to Hawaii with my boyfriend to celebrate our one-month anniversary.
Guy: Guh! Wow...congratulations.
Girl: I'll say!
Guy: Welp, looks like it's about time for me to be hittin the ol Dusty Trail...
Girl: Bye!
...
Guy: COCKNOCKLED!

by tuanomsoc December 24, 2005

CockKnocker

A term used with your inner circle in an opening sentence to grab their attention as to allow an immediate discussion to take place. Equal parts condescending and endearing. Lets the user clear the air on current or long standing disagreements. Prepares the receiver for a possible controntation.

What's up CockKnocker?!?! I still remember that time I caught you taking a selfie with my drunk girlfriend and staring down at her cleavage, not cool bro...

by TeamJimmy August 16, 2019

cockknocker

1. One who knocks cocks. 2. Someone who is a complete idiot or clutz. See jerkoff.

You're such a stupid cockknocker!

by Do me big time May 23, 2003

cockknocker

Mark Hamill's part in Jay and Silent Bob strike back.

Now whos balls have been busted bitch? BONG!!

by FhillyMan October 12, 2003

cock knuckle

The male version of a camel toe. ie. A creased bulge in one's pants crotch caused by the squeezing of the penis against cloth.

Miguel's jeans were so tight that everyone in class saw his cock knuckle.

by Potzer November 15, 2007