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cockterbeam
A cock tractor beam
When someone wants a specific cock and flirts a lot in order to attract and slay this cock.
When someone wants a specific cock and flirts a lot in order to attract and slay this cock.
cockterbeam by Debarb69 May 21, 2016
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Cockerella
Once upon a time, there was hideous creature living in the forest. Its name was Cockerella. It ate prada phones and kids named Nathan O for breakfats, lunch, and dinner. And midnight snacks. Whenever it needed a haricut, it would take a wooden bowl, put it on its head and shave the ends off. However, the creature was very hairy, and it had to do this ritual for all of its body parts. Even those that cannot be named. Many hunters tried to capture it, but they would always flee at the sound of its terifying piss. PSHHH. PSHHH. Just the thought of it gives me shivers. But one day, the beast was pissing so loudly, a little girl named Ka'Liqua'Shifria'Niqua stumbled from her happy country farm into the forest, wondering what on earth it was. When the girl saw the utrocity, she screamed so loud that Cockerella fell backwards, right into a dab of sunscreen. When it realized, it got so angry that it ate poor little Ka'Liqua'Shifria'Niqua, but was so embarassed about the misshap, that it never dared to show its face to anyone again. Some say they can still hear the echoes of its chronic horrifying piss, but most of the Nathans in the village can finally feel safe sleeping at night. THE END :)
I love Cockerella.
Cockerella by Nataliussss June 8, 2009
Sot Cockerel
A masterful little creature, known for his weed-filled exploits across the mytic planes of East London.
Sotter #1: 'will we ever be as great as the legend that is sot cockerel?'
Sotter #2: 'nope... that dastardly cockerel is too cunning for the likes of us mere mortals'
Sotter #2: 'nope... that dastardly cockerel is too cunning for the likes of us mere mortals'
Sot Cockerel by Sot_padawan November 6, 2018
cockbreath
1. Anyone you don't like.
2. A condition similar to halitosis - possible side effect of felatio.
3. A person suffering from cockbreath.
2. A condition similar to halitosis - possible side effect of felatio.
3. A person suffering from cockbreath.
"You would say that, wouldn't you. COCKBREATH!"
cockbreath by Cockbreath March 17, 2003
cockerpoo
when you or your fat fucking grandad go out to a farmers land and steal a big boi chicken. one of you then proceed to shove a broken lightbulb up its fat tender looking ass. it then squeels loudly whilsts rapping drip to hard to stay calm. you them boot the bulb so far up its ass that its bum spews shit and blood then dies. uttering the final words "fucky shit cunt mega slag stanking gerto bender shit cock succer yeet"
"yo yo, mans about to nick a chicken and pull off a cockerpoo innit, come or ill chef you nazi grandmother"
cockspeak
def. A humorous muffled dialect of a given language; rendered almost unintelligible by the fact that the one speaking (usually female) has a cock in their mouth.
Cockspeak should not be confused with "Dentistic," which is a similar sounding dialect, but is instead caused by the presence of dental instruments, novacaine injections, and a saliva vacuum.
Cockspeak should not be confused with "Dentistic," which is a similar sounding dialect, but is instead caused by the presence of dental instruments, novacaine injections, and a saliva vacuum.