A swear word that comes from the south west of England, a cockbadger is a derogatory term for someone that derives sexual pleasure from masturbating to nature documentaries.
e.g
Lucy, don't be a cockbadger while my parents are here, you know they look down on it.
My ex girlfriend broke up with me because I was a cockbadger. What a bitch.
See also furry Squirrelsquisher Bunnybummer
Lucy, don't be a cockbadger while my parents are here, you know they look down on it.
My ex girlfriend broke up with me because I was a cockbadger. What a bitch.
See also furry Squirrelsquisher Bunnybummer
by CockBadger69 April 30, 2016