cockagawea

A guy who helps his best friend out by telling him someone that he can definitely hook up with and still have a healthy social reputation. He assist all in the exploration of the female body and is notorious for knowing the nature of women.

Brain: Dude, we have to get you laid tonight.

Kevin: Lead the way, cockagawea.

by Onewhoguidescocks May 2, 2010

Crackagawea

A female who guides and provides assistance to others into drug use.

"Dude, I need a score, you know anyone?"
"Ya man, the Crackagawea down the street will hook ya up."

by J Money 5337 May 21, 2009

Cockaganda

When a woman finds herself in such a difficult situation that her only option is to turn to cock (or sexual intercourse) for relief.

Julia: You did WHAT with him?!
Alice: Uh.. yeah...
Julia: Just because you lost your job?!
Alice: Well, yeah. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
Julia: THAT'S COCKAGANDA!

by Coocootrain July 17, 2009

cockaganda

Appointed important information used in swaying the viewpoints people have on the topic of cock, or in street terms "penis".

Mallory said Tony's cock was 14 iches long with an 11 inch circumference but I heard from his ex-boyfriend Dave it was just cockaganda.

by Nick's Fix May 10, 2008

Cockamawhacker

A cockamawhacker is a device used to sever the male reproductive organ of large, husky, 50 year old men. It utilizes a large propane torch with an electric spark igniter and a series of razer blades which arrange to form a 4" wide circle, which then is heated by the torch. You rip the pull cord as hard as possible once heated, then the blades close in rapidly to form an even smaller circle, continuosly shrinking until it closes, completely incapacitating the phallus of the victim. They usually cost around $32.

Abductor: "Do you know this is?"
Victim: "No."
Abductor: "Let me give you a demonstration. This is called a cockamawhacker."

*severs cock*

"EXTREME BRUH MOMENT!"

by Tarnished Balls May 7, 2020